My mom sent this to me, and I liked it so much that I am reprinting here. Not sure to whom it is attributed, but guessing a woman.
* Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
* Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong
* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
* There is a great need for a sarcasm font
* How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet
* Was learning cursive really necessary
* MapQuest really needs to start their directions at #5 - pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood
* Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you HOW the person died
* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
* Bad decisions make the best stories
* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray - I don't want to have to restart my collection . . .again
* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to a ten page document that I did not make any changes to
* Do not not machine wash means that I will never wash this - - ever
* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good only then to not see anyone of importance for the entire day
* I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call
* I disagree with Kay Jewelers - - I would bet on any given Friday night, more kisses begin with beer than with Kay
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